Or, The Worst Night Ever.
So, the boys have been sick since January 14th. That was when the vomiting began. Also stomach pains and diarrhea. And while it has waxed and waned over the past three weeks, it has never died. Just when I think it has left the building, it starts again.
January was supposed to be dedicated to churning out a science fair project for Bryant. But since I was otherwise occupied (laundry and carpet cleaning--see above), and getting Bryant to take on a project is like forcing tar to move uphill backwards (as Mom says).....it didn't happen.
With only a few days to go, we tackled it hardcore this week. Jake helped him with his paper. Praise the heavens that his teacher let us type and Bryant dictate. (Something about a keyboard shuts that boy up
for reals.) Wednesday night we performed his experiment on 20 different neighbors. (Thank you friendly townspeople!) By 8 pm, all we had to do was finish the paper, create the board, and come up with a presentation. Ha. We finally sent Bryant to bed around 10 or 11.
By 2:30 am, Thursday morning, Jake and I called it quits. My darling friend had offered me her Cricut for the labeling the board, and we had finished the last of what we thought we could do without doing the board
for Bryant.
2:45 am--Lay down.
2:48 am--Hear noises. Investigate. Benjamin has thrown up. Change sheets. Shower boy. Take out garbage. Put boy to bed.
3:00 am--Lay down.
3:02 am--Hear noises. Investigate. Benjamin has filled his diaper. Lay him down to change. Realize that this is the virus-bug again when diarrhea spills out all. over. the. carpet. Change sheets. Shower boy. Clean up carpet. Take out garbage. Put boy (fully awake at this point) to bed.
3:45 am--Lay down. Oh blessed sleep, how I've missed you!!
5:30 am--Benjamin wakes me up signing for bread (he doesn't talk much). Listen, kid, I realize that your entire digestive tract has been emptied, but SERIOUSLY?!
Put boy to bed. Sleep!!! (for three hours anyway.)
8:45 am--"Mom, can you take me to school? I don't want to be late!" That was Michael. Bryant still had another two hours of work on the science fair project and Henry refused to go to school because he couldn't eat breakfast at the bar (where the science fair board was resting). Whatever. At this point I can't feel much worse about my mothering skills (my kids' procrastination and bad health all trace back to me, I'm sure). Even though the past night has proven that I AM A SAINT.
DO YOU HEAR ME WORLD? I AM A SAINT!!! (Jake is a saint too, I should point out. It was like one elongated date all night long.)
Take that Science Fair! Take that Virus-bug. You got me, but not good enough. (Go away now!!)